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A bitched shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord.(Deuteronomy 23:2)



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joshpeck:

hotsoccergirl1234:

ivare-enim-euge:

Arguing with an Aries

The hands

this is truly the best video that has ever blessed this website




adayunwired:

taktisk:

me

I love this video so much




clairidryl:

the-gerogerigegege:

clairidryl:

hahah hes takling about w

w

:)


starwarsgraphictee:

kaiserbeamz:

choicespecsgalvantula:

kaiserbeamz:

choicespecsgalvantula:

kaiserbeamz:

choicespecsgalvantula:

kaiserbeamz:

choicespecsgalvantula:

kaiserbeamz:

choicespecsgalvantula:

kaiserbeamz:

choicespecsgalvantula:

Would you care for a free lollipop?

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Would I?!

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Would you?

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Would I!?

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Would you?!

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Ẅ̴̨̰͚̟̤̅̓̀͌͆̇̈̎ͅǫ̴̢̳͙͈͍̰͇́̀̄̈̎͜͝ͅu̸̢̘̦̩̠̭̿̈́̆́̋͗̇l̷̨̛̥͔̠̳̯̘̹͎̎̀̐͑͑͊͒̋̍͘̕̚d̷̨͇͚̲͈̈́̄̏̈́͊̀̀̆̽̔̍́ ̵̧̧̰͖̻̻̞̘̖̳̤͌́͗̎̆̾͛̾̈̅͗̿́͠͝I̵̢̨̛̯̯͔̜̠̬͐̃͋͆̔͂́̃̀͑̆̚͠͝!̶̧̢̡̛͔̥̮̱̉̇͊̆̊̐̃̀͝?̸̧̛̩̝̫̰̟̫͕͖̦̾̀̚̚

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W͙̤̬̼͇͚͔̮͍̲͔̘̹͜͡ͅÒ͕̭̗̞͖̤̹̘͈͔̬͙͖̥̀͢U̶̡̲̩̺̟͕̭̖̮̲͡L̝͖̺̲̺̩͚̲̙̠̟̺͖͚̯̘̺͟͟ͅḐ̟͈͎̥̤́͘͝ ̢̢́͠͏̣̝͓̱͙Y̛͔̱̫͍̲̲̻͎͈̤̦̠̜͡Ó̷̼̮̥̖͎͍̭̜̘͍̭̦̼͘͟͜U̡͞͞͞҉̜̼̱̖̟?̫͙̹̤̘͔͉̗̖̝͎̜͞͞͠!͍̩̗͔̯̘̗͓̦̟̱̝͕̟͎͚͠

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….would I what?

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Would you care for a free lollipop?

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Would I?!

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RADDA RADDA

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Yes. I would. Thank you.

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I haven’t seen the episode where this is from, but I have no doubt in my mind it went exactly like that.





assbaka:

thegravelbro:

a mass exodus from chicken village

what tragedy befell these gentle folk…








siryouarebeingmocked:

the-darkest-of-souls:

frikiskrew:

Wait for it

Top ten anime betrayals of all time

I literally laugh every time.


grovericon:

I will never forget the time I asked a little girl how old she was and she said “6 but I’ve been alive like 30 years”




atthepriceofoblivion:

Build-a-Bear Employee: please,,, I can’t fit any more stuffing into this pikachu


Me: You fool….. Make Him Fatter





parakavka:

#he has a sock !!!!!

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setheverman:

i’m a gentleman i eat ass with a knife and fork






meme-theft:

I know this isn’t a meme, but this doggo is so fricken cute that I can’t not post it 🐶





tomatomagica:

sallystageplay:

2018 is the year we stop using kinks people don’t wanna see as punchlines and focus on what’s actually funny. we’ll start with crab jungle

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good old crungle




russian-chaos-agent:

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